i just wanna run

You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

the only show where theres a smart blonde and a dumb asian

why don’t all of you just shut the fuck up and realize that this is just a movie award show on a network where they glorify pregnant teenagers

theclearlydope:

Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store stock guys.

oh my god what

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

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